One of my favorite websites, www.getreligion.org, commented on an interview with a computer hacker who is very up front about being a Christian and using his skills to do good.
Personally, I think it would be more interesting to find and interview a Christian spammer. That would involve some fascinating questions:
1. Do you invite the people who will receive the Sixty-Five Million (65,000,000USD) Dollars through your connections with the Nigerian banking industry to tithe what they will get once they've sent you all their personal account information?
2. Do you require that those who purchase V*Y*E* A*G*R*A* from you at a DEEP DISCoUNT provide proof the product will only be used within the context of a legal, preferably Christian marriage and according to proper Scriptural guidelines?
3. Do the BEST REPLICA ROLEXES you sell have an alarm feature which will wake me at the end of a particulary boring sermon, whether or not I'm preaching it?
4. Can I be certain that the thousands of Single Women In My Area to whom you Want To Introduce Me are interested in me for me and are willing to commit to a monogamous marriage relationship centered on our devotion to Christ? Also, since according to you they all have fevers (which is what I assume you mean by them being HOT!T!T!T!T!), do they have medical insurance to cover their illnesses?
5. Do the stocks you advertise, which will only go up up up in value and which are available now for RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICES, JUST PENNIES! contain any satanic or demonic symbolism in their corporate logos?
Of course, these are just hypotheticals, as anyone who ever actually meets a real spammer won't waste time asking questions before removing all of the lowlife's fingers so he can't type this crap anymore.
(H/T Get Religion)
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