Overheard

... at a retreat this week.

When you happen to be sleeping in a common space, such as a tent or hotel room, and there are other people there because you are on a retreat or a campout or trip or whatever, and you snore like a Pratt & Whitney with a missing cylinder, here's some advice.

Do NOT wake up and ask, "So, did I wake you all up any last night?"

Your next sleep may be with the fishes...