She Ain't Heavy...

And this, Gentle Reader, is why -- though I am disgusted by the thugs colleges call students because they can catch footballs or dribble basketballs, by grown men worth millions who dress like rail-ridin' hobos and leave vapor trails of illegitimate children behind the team bus and by organizations that will invariably put profit over product and paying fans -- why, in spite of all those things, I love sports.