Libya's Colonel Muamar Gaddafi isn't wasting time -- his nation's representative will serve a yearlong term as the president of the United Nations General Assembly starting in a couple of weeks, and he wants action!
You read it right -- the Colonel wants the UN to abolish Switzerland. On the one hand, this is ludicrous -- where will we get our pocket knives if this were to go through?
But on the other hand, considering the UN has a record of dunderheadedness unmatched by anyone who doesn't answer to the name Moe, Larry or Curly, perhaps this is the kind of thing they should be spending their time on.
If Robert Ludlum were alive, he could even write a thriller novel about the secret plot to destroy Switzerland. Hey, maybe I'll do it. World, prepare yourself for the tense new bestseller: The Offiziersmesser Imperative.
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