During the phase of my life in which I wore a beard, I only dared the full beard, mustache-and-goatee combo and a modified, not-quite-as-full version of the philosopher, so I remained firmly within the trustworthy range of the spectrum outlined here.
I ended that phase when the ratio of salt to pepper within my salt-and-pepper beard tipped too far in favor of the former -- even if I'd been able to stand plucking them all out I'd have looked like I had the mange.
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