Monday, April 5, 2010

Time Begins...

I will stipulate that time actually begins today, according to the Boswell Theorem.

Yes, there was a Major League Baseball game played yesterday evening, but since it featured The Forces of Almost All That is Evil, a.k.a. the New York Yankees, v. The Forces of The Remainder of All That is Evil, a.k.a. the Boston Red Sox, we cannot consider it as a part of time, much as H.P. Lovecraft considered his embodiments of evil such as Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth to be beings from dimensions outside human space and time.

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