Sunday, August 8, 2010

Housekeeping

TO: The person who keeps commenting on these blogs, in what I believe is one of the Chinese languages, but I may be wrong because I don't read that language. And who includes in his, her or its comments a long string of ellipsis dots after the comment, each of which links to a different frickin' spam site.

Comment moderation was enabled so that you can't post comments on the blog. Yes, you specifically. Your comments will not show up. Not now, not ever. No one will ever see your links through this blog. No one will ever click on them from here. No one will see whatever kind of spammish website it is that you want them to see. You may post infrequently or frequently, weekly or daily or annually. You may try to sneak them in by including a vague phrase in English that, if I were very stupid, could be considered a comment on a blog post. Usually, betting I'm stupid wins you money, but not this time. I know it's wrong and I will need to ask forgiveness for doing so, but I pray you develop carpal tunnel syndrome from all your typing. In the meantime, you may waste a fraction less time than you do now by not attempting to comment anymore. Persistence is futile. You will be ignored.

1 comment:

philip vm said...

wait: are you suggesting that guy who posted that he was at jfk, awaiting all my personal financial information so he could pass along millions of dollars to me (for a small service fee) was a SPAMMER? that crap's NOT REAL?

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