Seen at the Gym

Many women have begun wearing yoga pants -- thin and apparently often quite snug sweatpants -- for their workout. Many of those who do should not.

Many men seem to be working out with shirts from which they have removed the sleeves, exposing the bicep area on which they wish to concentrate and a good deal of the side view of their chests and stomachs. Many of those who do should not.

To the gentleman who walked up to the workout towel shelf before me: If your hands sweat so heavily that you require two towels apiece, folded in half, in order to grip the handles of the elliptical machine, perhaps you should consider medication. Or at the very least, since you are taking the last four towels for your own personal use, you should consider not being a jerk.

White Chicks is one stupid movie.