2. Why in the world is men's underwear sold in resealable plastic bags?
3. 3-D is doomed.
4. The world's oldest joke proves that there have always been unfunny comedians. Hey, speaking of Bill Maher...
5. No dice, LeBron. You should have gone before you left home.
6. I'd always wondered why they cut the nets down.
7. Way to go, young fellow. Wicked chill indeed.
8. Ohh, crap.
9. Everybody fiesta! Oh, it's just an isolated incident? There's no other illegal money in the college football game? Whew! I was worried.