Fleas of a Thousand Camels, Please

Watching Firefly on the Science Channel is fun, because you see the show the way it was originally meant to be aired, with commercial breaks and all.

But it reminds you that it's six years old and only lasted half a season and you have to think to find a good curse which to invoke on the network executives who wrecked and canceled it because you've called down so many that you're running out of new ones.