Sold Out!

The plan today was to see the local minor league baseball team play a day game, which the way God intended for baseball to be watched -- there's a reason they call those big poles artificial lights, after all.

Alas, the plan was thwarted because the game was sold out. And by "sold out," I mean, "the team gave away huge bunches of tickets to schoolchildren and even though large chunks of those tickets and seats went unused when kids stayed in school and, like, learned things, they still couldn't sell them to anyone else."