Friday, August 5, 2011

O Frabjous Day!

A man who willingly calls himself "The Spam King" has been arrested for violating a court order and on charges he broke into Facebook mail accounts to send spam messages. If convicted on all counts and given both maximum sentences and fines he could spend 40 years in jail and fines of $2 million -- some of which, of course, is currently in a savings account in Nigeria to which I also have access, having transmitted my information in a CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION to a barrister operating in that country who, any day now, will release the funds into my account.

It's impossible to feel sorry for this guy because 1) he spams, 2), he's been caught before, fined, sued and in this case was violating a direct judicial order and 3), he spams. But you'd sure hope he gets help, because the continuing and repeated violations in the face of huge fines and lawsuit settlements indicate there's some kind of problem going on.

No comments: