Just in time for primary election season, the Shakespeare Insult Kit!
Just take a word from column 1, add a word from column 2 and column 3, then finish off by putting the word "Thou" in front of your combination.
Imagine how much more fun debates would be if candidates were required to use a kit-constructed insult once every five minutes. "Governor Romney, thou gleeking spur-galled giglet!" "Fine words Representative Bachman, thou gurbellied, bat-fowling puttock!" "Mr. President, I stand here to tell the American people that thou art a mammering, clapper-clawed moldwarp! What is your response, sir?"
I contacted my representative to get him to introduce this legislation, but he just laughed at me. The spleeny, beef-witted clack-dish.