Oh, the Humanity!

With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien:

Three points for the field goals kicked into the sky,

Seven for the TDs (well, six plus one),

Give one away as game's end draws nigh

And it's a win for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In Champaign Illinois where the Shadows lie

A win for the Illini - decent folk revile them,

A win though no words are too low to describe them

In Champaign Illinois where the Shadows lie