Sunday, April 7, 2013

Concept Issues

The success of Super Bowl Sunday's "Puppy Bowl" has led the folks at the Hallmark Channel to conceive of the "Kitten Bowl" in order to corner another part of the cute young animal audience.

The only problem I foresee is when the kittens become adolescent cats and seek murderous gory revenge for being humiliated on camera by doing stunts instead of displaying proper feline disinterest in everything that isn't either 1) food, 2) potentially food or 3) something that could bring me food.

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