Monday, June 2, 2014

I For One Welcome Our New Feline Overlords...

Meet the owners of the largest no-kill cat shelter in the world, who operate The Cat House on the Kings in Parlier, CA.

Over the last 22 years, the shelter has rescued more than 20,000 cats, as well as 6,000 or so dogs -- the latter of whom were rescued without consulting the cats. It was founded by a woman named Lynea Lattanzio, whose name in feline terminology is "The Human We Will Allow to Survive When We Have Taken Over Your Planet, Monkey-Boy."

Too bad for the rest of us -- unless we begin to work on our ear-scratching and belly-rubbing skills pretty darn quickly.

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