Friday, September 19, 2014


Today has been "Talk Like a Pirate Day."

In honor, one of my outfit's better-known passages, suitably paraphrased:

"Aye, for God the Cap'n so loved the world that he sent his only Son the first mate on deck, that whosoever o' ye follows him shall never be sunk but have fair seas and winds abaft the beam fer all time t' come. For God the Cap'n did not send his Son the first mate on deck to make the earth walk the plank, but that the earth through him might become part o' the Heavenly Treasure Chest."

And all the crew assembled said, "Arrr!"

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