Saturday, May 27, 2017

Category Holy COW, That's Huge!

The Juno satellite recently returned photographs of Jupiter's south pole, which swarms with cyclones the size of the planet we live on.

"The National Weather Service has issued a severe storm warning for the entire surface of the Earth. There is a 100% chance of poisonous hail the size of Buicks and wind that will literally rip your face off. We advise you forget about survival and start getting hammered like we are."

1 comment:

Kevin McGehee said...

Getting hammered is always the answer.