Points of View

In this item at Mental Floss, a veterinarian outlines some of the best ways to hold your cat so as to minimize the scratches you wind up with afterwards. According to the headline, the article offers "The Right Way to Hold Your Cat, According to a Vet."

There was originally a companion article, called "The Right Way to Hold Your Cat, According to Your Cat." It was scrapped because it was waaaay too short, saying basically, "However I damn well please, primate."