Me, answering office phone: "First United Methodist Church, what can I do for you?"
Caller, representing at best semi-legal and almost certainly scam group seeking funds for supposed law-enforcement organization: "Good afternoon. This is XXXX calling on behalf of the XXXXXX. Could I speak with the owner?"
Me: "Sure. Just bow your head and close your eyes."
Caller: "..."
that earns the *golf clap* of approval from me
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