United States District Judge Indira Tawani, taking the only choice open to her in order to defend the public and pursue justice, sentenced actress Felicity Huffman to fourteen days in federal prison Friday.
Citizens, you may now sleep safely. As Assistant U.S. Attorney Eric Rosen has pointed out, "in prison everyone wears the same clothes." After spending her fortnight in orange and coughing up fines adding up to literally more a thousandth of her net worth, Felicity Huffman will be exactly like every other ex-con in the country.
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