Tuesday, February 23, 2021

She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie...They'rrrre Grrreat!

(With apologies to J.J. Cale.)

Make your play, most important meal of the day...cocaine

Sugar frosting is nice, but take my advice...cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...cocaine

Add to your Cap'n Crunch, you'll be flyin' till lunch...cocaine

It's smooth as silk, it's better without the milk...cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...cocaine

Protect your nose, just dust your Cheerios...cocaine

Put some more on your flakes, and you bet they're great...cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine

And if you look at the picture at the link you'll see what actual cocaine-dusted cornflakes look like and they are not at all appetizing.

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