Monday, May 17, 2021

Memo

To: Harry Windsor, Duke of Sussex

Re: First Amendment review

Mr. Windsor -- In a recent interview, you offered your review of your new home's First Amendment feature. In reply, we refer you to our previous communication on this matter with your nation's earlier representative, dated 7/4/1776. We trust this will resolve the matter to mutual satisfaction.


(Signed) U.S. citizenry

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