Question: Would Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz be any different if he were a talentless clone of Jack Nicholson portraying a skeevy preacher who gets elected to the United States House of Representatives?
Answer: Pick a fictional Gaetz every time -- confine the damage to lousy movies.
Question: Would you shake hands with New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez?
Answer: Yes! Maybe some of the cash hidden in his suits would stick to your hand.
Question: Is there any reason in the world to vote for the nominee from either major party if they wind up being the senescent grifters currently leading the polls?
Answer: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has been in touch with the Libertarian Party.
Question: Should the Writers Guild of America union have gone on strike in May of 2023?
Answer: No. Two men "wrote" Saw X during 2021. The strike should have happened before then to strangle this example of the ordure oeuvre in its fetid crib.
Question: Should Donald Trump become the Speaker of the House of Representatives?
Answer: Well, they deserve it.
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