Grab a Bag o' Grab

-- "This is the pilot. I am declaring an emergency -- a pepperoni and sausage emergency!"

-- In the most important news item of the day, it seems that Homestar Runner will be returning to the web with new episodes. Come on, fhqwhgads, everybody to the limit!

-- Is it possible to be any blinking stupider than Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid? In remarks discussing possible legislation to amend the Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993 so as to require employers pay for all forms of birth control, regardless of their religious beliefs, the dingy gray smear occupying Hart Office Building #522 said, “The one thing we are going to do during this work period, sooner rather than later, is to ensure that women’s lives are not determined by virtue of five white men.” Senator Reid has been in the Senate for Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas's entire tenure -- he voted against him -- so we may presume he has seen Justice Thomas. Or perhaps Senator Reid's lack of vision and inability to perceive reality are more than merely metaphorical.