Tuesday, July 8, 2014


So apparently Rosie O'Donnell is returning to The View.

This is going to be a big problem for me in the event that my coffin is placed upright in cement in front of a television set tuned to the only frequency remaining after a strange phenomenon wiped out the entire electromagnetic spectrum other than ABC's signal and the off-switch was sealed with a gallon of Shelob's webbing.

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