Monday, October 1, 2012

Truth in Advertising

So today on the way back to the hometown I took a wrong highway, and in getting back to the right one I found a small community with the following "Welcome to Town" sign:

"Welcome to St. Louis, OK
Population:
179 fine people
1 pyromaniac
1 busybody"

I wanted to stop and ask what had been burned, but the busybody was out on a break.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've heard that there are meds to help with pyromania, but "anti-inflammatory" was already taken.

Friar said...

Rimshot!