That Toddlin' Town

-- Let the people who might investigate you know that you can investigate them too? Check.

-- Keep saying things the way you want them to be instead of the way you said them? Check.

-- Be dismayed, shocked or outraged at scurrilous behavior by underlings, about which you had no knowledge at the time, even though it had been going on for months? Check.

-- Keep pushing to make sure an embarrassing show of incompetency doesn't get any deep checking out until after an election is over and then fuss about it when the information shows up? Check.

That's the Chicago way.