Choose Your Own Hackneyed Genre!

This cartoon offers a handy way to generate a horror movie plot by choosing different items from each column. It's fiction, of course, because it involves far more creativity and effort than modern horror movie writers put into their work. You might think it incomplete because it doesn't offer a section for nudity, which is pretty much ubiquitous in the genre. But it's not listed because it's assumed to be present in every choice.