Still Champeen!

My FB feed had several people who posted their responses during tonight's presidential debate, and some others who discussed who they thought won (Spoiler alert: The candidate they already supported). As I pointed out, my choice to watch nary a second of it meant that I am the clear winner, maintaining the flawless record of victory I've held since Lloyd Bentsen told Dan Quayle, "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." And then went and deposited the $600,000 he made off a stock tip relayed to him and only 10 other people.