Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Double Down

So, if I donated money to Zach Braff's Kickstarter campaign for some reason (leading contender: double hemispherectomy), would that mean that if the movie got made and released and I wanted to see it for some reason (leading contender: replacing lost tissue with neurons donated by Bill O'Reilly and Al Sharpton), I wouldn't have to buy a ticket because I'd already paid for it once?

I'm betting no, but I'm also betting I'll never have to find out.

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