Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Green-Eyed Monster

I suspect envy will be all over Iran's reported plans to send a Persian cat into space as a part of its own space research program.

Other cats will be jealous of the orbiting kitty's perch, which will enable it to urinate on the whole world. The only thing higher in the feline pantheon of achievement would be a way to hunt and kill while still napping.

Every other living creature in Iran with a functioning brain will be jealous of the cat for being able to get the hell out of Iran.

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