Monday, January 13, 2014

They Would Not Feel So All Alone...

Apparently, a semi-official Iranian news agency has blown the lid off a massive human/extraterrestrial conspiracy that explains both the cabal secretly running Washington, D.C. and Adolf Hitler's rise to power: Fear, O Reader, the reach and power of the Tall Whites.

Although one might think that this could be a warning of what happens when Scott Brooks plays both Nick Collison and Steven Adams at the same time, it seems more likely that the agency has gotten hold of some whacko conspiracy stuff, and of course you could knock me over with a feather to learn that the Internet holds such.

Alternatively, we could suppose that some folks in Iran are trying to play catchup with Colorado...

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