Sunday, January 5, 2020

Unfulfilled

The eight-year-old Friar remembers that 2020 is the year that the Hanna-Barbera company promised him an underwater habitat capable of housing 250 people. It doesn't seem like anyone's in any hurry to live up to that bargain.

The 36-year-old Friar remembers that next year will be the year that a company called 70/30 Productions promised him lame retread entertainment parasitically fastened on old shows in a never-ending spiral of ironically hip ersatz humor. It doesn't seem like anyone's in any hurry to end that trend.

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