Thursday, January 14, 2016

Oh, What a Day!

President Obama thinks it's all about him. Donald Trump thinks it's all about him. Hillary Clinton thinks it's all about her. Senator Sanders thinks it's all about him. Senators Paul, Rubio and Cruz think it's all about them. Secretary of State Kerry thinks it's all about him, but so does Senator McConnell. Representative Pelosi thinks it's all about her, while Senator Reid knows it's all about him. Mayor DeBlasio thinks it's all about him. Bill O'Reilly, Al Sharpton, Paul Krugman, Rush Limbaugh, Tom Friedman, Ann Coulter, Joy Behar, John Oliver, Sean Hannity, Steve Colbert, Trevor Noah and Mike Huckabee think it's all about them.

And today, they're all right.

(Actually, the "Feast of the Ass" was a medieval Christian observance marking the flight of Joseph, Mary and Jesus to Egypt. And for the above-mentioned folks, "thinking it's all about them" is a daily practice. So, for that matter, is being an ass).

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